Thursday, January 11, 2007

I am amazingly stylish!

(but not this stylish.)

[Hi everyone! First, thanks so much for all your kind wishes and words. It really means a lot. Shiloh is doing well and didn't have any more nose bleeds yesterday or any difficulty moving around. Whew, for now. Thanks again for your warmth. Shiloh thanks you too, even though she is kind of snippy and not really into attention, unlike Leroy, who is fondly known as the "Black Hole of Affection" -- no matter how much you give, he never fills up!]

Now, for something light and fluffy, a little tag from [A}ma who kind of makes me remember what it was like being 16, only she is smarter and cooler than I was, and she is 16 in Saudia Arabia (I think), which is surely very different from being 16 in 1987 in Huntington Beach, California, which, in case you don't know, is in "the O.C." (and no one calls it that). The tag is:

10 things that define my style:

1. Mismatching fleece things, such as baggy polka-dot pajama pants, pink socks, etc, as seen in previous post photo. This is my winter house-uniform (Jim goes in more for plaid, himself) and it is very stylish. In fact, I only showed my feet in the last picture because the rest is so incredibly chic I was embarrassed and didn't want you to see the decadent elegance of my daily life.

2. Tall shoes. Platformy ones, not "heels." Nothing dainty. The kind of shoes that make the earth tremble a little when you walk. I like to sound like Godzilla when I go down stairs. Mainly I like to pretend to be tall.

3. Too-long trousers to pair up with my too-tall shoes. So long they puddle on the floor when I'm barefoot. Combined with the shoes, this gives the effect of long legs. Yay.

4. Color! On clothes and jewelry, on walls outside and in, on table cloths and sofa cushions, on journal covers. I love the names paint companies give their colors, too. They remind me of the names of flower varieties like tulips, so fanciful and gorgeous-sounding: Starfighter and Swan Wings, Rococo Parrot and Kingsblood, Blue Amiable and Mata Hari and Daydream.

5. Not much makeup, and almost never lipstick, weirdly. I can never remember to put it on, and if I do it seems like it's gone in 3 seconds. Oh, and NEVER EVER EVER nail polish. That only lasts 1.5 seconds before it's chipped like I had to dig myself out of a grave. I'm not sure how I do it.

6. Dangerous pets on diamond leashes. Sometimes I take my alligator, other times my snow leopard or my wolverine. A real conversation starter!

7. Live butterflies as barettes. This takes some doing. Honestly, I spend about half my life maintaining my butterfly house so that I have a constant supply of living barettes. I also like to wear scarab beetles as lapel pins, and the occasional Madagascar hissing cockroach, depending on my mood.

8. Entourage of ghosts. Some people never leave home without a book, in case they get stuck in line at the post office or something. I prefer to take ghosts so I always have someone to talk to. They tend to have a lot to talk about, like who murdered them, and what's the devil's favorite perfume, and which angels talk in their sleep.

9. Tail jewelry. Nothing says "I'm special" like sparkly bangles on my long prehensile tail!

10. Lastly: long coats and very tall top hats -- for concealing things in, like pizzas and scimitars and bird cages full of vampire bats.

As you might have guessed, I had to make up numbers 6 through 10 because in fact I have no style. I like that [A}ma stuck to more life-y real stuff, like Islam and writing, but like I said, she's a very smart and cool 16-year-old. And I will take any opportunity to pretend to have a tail and a pet wolverine so this was perfect. Thanks, [A}ma!

P.S. this awesome photo is one Jim took of an artist model at the Gothic Art Circus last month.

14 comments:

_ ANEW _ said...

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Hi Laini!
I found your blog by random and enjoyed reading the top article, I hope your pet is feeling better today, I hate to think of animals suffering.

That's a great photo that Jim captured of the artist model!

Take Care : )

Michael-From-The-Future!

QUESTION of the DAY!

deirdre said...

You have no idea how relieved I am that someone as unbelievably talented as you, dear Laini, wears mismatched cozies at home. Whew! I feel ever so much better about myself now. And I'll never be able to look at another pair of tall shoes without thinking of you. Even Richard calls them "Laini-shoes" now. I'm with you on the nail polish - a complete waste of time in my world.

I think your next book should be about finding the fantastical in writing. I want my mind to wander into that territory more often. Numbers 6 - 10 are magical and way too much fun.

jennifer said...

This was so funny!
I have seen your "style" in person and agree , it is quite something! :)

By the way, I at first thought that this goth pic was Jim in drag...:)

Alexandra S said...

I'll never ever forget the day your vampire kitty, Tooty, flew out of her cage and bit the lunchlady at school right on her tongue while she sucked her peppermint butterscotch lollipop. You were in so much trouble! And btw, don't forget to check out Anthropologie's new tailwarmers. They are very cute! they come in 12 colors. You will want to own ALL of them!

[a} said...

wow, you called me cool and smart. i almost feel like i could be those things now, someday.

fleece! i love fleece!

#6-10, so fun!

the gothic art circus seems creepy yet cool. i admit the picture scared me, but isn't the name intriguing?

btw, dahhling, you're invited to my clothes swap party. we can exchange top hats and designer fleece items.

meanwhile, i have some friends who're simply dying to get their paws >hem<
hands on your accesories.

Sophie said...

I have five imaginary children
(in addition to a real one)
that i adopted when i was nine-
i used to bring them to
church with me so i wouldn't
fall asleep.

Frida World said...

I'm very glad to hear that Shiloh is doing better - and hope that she gets her own diamond leash. We can't all be dangerous and exotic but we surely all deserve some bling!

Tinker said...

Ha! Great post, and if you could see my at home attire, you would gain new appreciation for your own wardrobe style! At least your socks match one another...also, I sent my top hat and prehensile tails (two tails are the latest style according to Vogue) out to the cleaners after New Year's and haven't gotten them back yet, which is putting quite a crimp in my social calendar. :-)

Sketched Soul said...

Hello Laini,

hehe.. I very much enjoyed reading about your style.. I suppose 6-10 combined could say something about your style, or creative imagination :)

Take care,
Farhana

Amber said...

This is JUST what I thought you had in your closets! I can just tell the type. ;)

I never do nail polish, either, for the same reason. But I am surprised you don't like make up more, what with all the color!

:)

paris parfait said...

Ah, Laini I'm done in by your incredible style! You put the rest of us to shame. Brilliant and funny post (and yes, she is an incredbly cool 16-year-old!)

Deb R said...

I love this style meme and may have to do it, although I may have to also steal your idea of making up parts of it!!!

I'm glad Shiloh is doing better. Sending good doggy thoughts her way~~~~~~

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Marilyn said...

A personality as sparkly as yours needs no additional styling...(although you have plenty of your own.) ;)