Saturday, April 07, 2007

How to disguise yourself as a tall person

Step One
Wear very long pants.


Step Two
Wear very tall shoes.


It's that simple.

11 comments:

  1. Laini, you crack me up. I've tried all these tricks myself.

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  2. Oh my goodness!!! How can anyone walk in those shoes! Lucky I´m tall.

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  3. Love it. And I love those shoes!

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  4. You're good!

    Now how do we disguise ourselves as a short person?

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  5. Just so you know EVERYbody was whispering about you this morning at knitting class! When you went to refeed your parking meter everyone rushed over to me and said, "What happened to Laini??? She is so freaky tall! Get her out of here!" You were an alarming sight. You looked like that Mongolian guy who stuck his long arm down the dolphon's mouth.

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  6. Oh-my-flippin'-goodness girl! Don't fall off those stilts and break an ankle right before your big book tour. I can't wait for the day you're on Oprah and she sees those shoes! ;) She'll want a pair for herself!

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  7. I would NEVER cover up those awesome shoes with long pants, not even to look tall!

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  8. I think I had shoes that tall in the 70's. How fun. I wouldn't dare these days. Loving Blackbringer.

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  9. that's our laini!

    lately, i've embraced the shortness. i've even been wearing flats! omg, no!

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  10. LOL! You are the best!

    And Kory would like me to find a pair of those shoes, to go with my...Oh, never mind. It's Easter, and I really shouldn't talk like that. *snort*

    :)

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  11. Anonymous9:12 AM

    Holly bug squahsers!

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